I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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