I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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