I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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