She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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