when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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