I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i will never coherently bang her
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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