do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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