Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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