Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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