haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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