i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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