Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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