she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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