glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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