I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
there is puke in my bra ... again
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
