My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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