please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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