hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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