I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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