check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
