oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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