STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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