That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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