West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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