Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
