Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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