I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Sext me about skeletons
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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