I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
