Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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