I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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