when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
