The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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