i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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