had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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