this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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