Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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