I'm going to jail i love you
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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