where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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