Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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