i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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