No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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