my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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