what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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