I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
My feet surprised me
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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