he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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