So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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