i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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