paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
