champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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