Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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