if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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