well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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