Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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