When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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