No subtext here. People are naked.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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