Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Randomize
