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(616): View more from Michigan

STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?

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(512): View more from Texas

hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.

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(812): View more from Indiana

just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?

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(513): View more from Ohio

Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?

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(323): View more from California

I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Omg the world wants us to be better people

(541): View more from Oregon

I refuse

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(763): View more from Minnesota

just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class

(612): View more from Minnesota

WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?

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